No fooling anybody today with
Ripped from the Headlines...a lot of listeners knew we made up the story about
the actor wearing a prison uniform getting arrested.  The other stories...about
the Batman wannabe driving a Lamborghini and the polka dot house were absolutely
true.

No big surprise on Dancing with
the Stars...and Jaleel White getting voted off...altho a lot of
listeners thought Melissa Gilbert would be eliminated.  But Jaleel, or Urkel,
may be the second most unhappy person on that show behind Melissa.  And
listeners say her mentor, Max, has a lot of viewers out there who like his
strong attitude and want to see him stick around...just to bug the judges.

The Voice is now down to the
final four...and big surprise, Jamar, the young man who is HIV positive, did not
make the cut.  The finale will include...Chris, the opera
singer...Jermaine...Tony the former Mouseketeer...and the lone woman...Juliet
the metal angel.

Hey turn those blinkers on!  A
new study shows that accidents from drivers not using their turn signals account
for as many accidents as those of distracted drivers.  48% of drivers are not
using their blinkers to change lanes.  Friends on Facebook say...cmon...common
courtesy dictates using your blinkers in addition to the safety factor.

So how much time do you spend
spring cleaning?  Apparently only four hours...all spring.